Pig Majig

The most legendary form of a guinea pig that has ever crossed the threshold of existence...

Person 1: We will bring gifts to the great Pig Majig!!!
Person 2: Yes, the mighty revered Pig Majig!!!

by a coalition of idiots January 21, 2020

slut pig

Someone who like to put their hair in pig tails while they are getting pulled and squeel.

"omg im such a little slut pig"

by slutpig101 June 26, 2021

The Inflatable Pig

Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.

Regard mi bredren Simon; him gwan all The Inflatable Pig stylie..

by The Poison Dwarf May 31, 2011

Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 September 08, 2015

Water Pigs

Cops with boats; Lake Patrol.

"Aw shit, Larry, Water Pigs! Get the motor working, quick!"

by Fuggin Balls September 21, 2020

Pig Stop

Pig Stops; Any place known for pigs or Feds to be posted up at or sitting waiting and clockin niggas; usually in dark alleys, hidden driveways, vacant lots, parking lots, or under freeway overpasses and exits.

I'm driving with my girl speedin down the highway and ridin' dirty, and tell her "You're watching the PIG STOPS for me right?"

by Big Alex927a September 21, 2011

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

by Douche McMurphlenuts April 25, 2007