I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008

i life it

A phrase used to describe something you fuck with or are completely into the idea of

to describe something that you LOVE, that is the sole purpose of your existence

stanning something to the maximum level

OMG I LIFE IT!!!
that trend gives me so much SEROTONIN i life it!!

by @ilovenoahs July 26, 2020

I was wild

How you would describe your sex life to your partner.

Honey, lets just say I was wild back in the day.

by Vkckgkv September 16, 2023

i-vert

I-vert is short for an introverted pervert. It’s especially helpful when you are shy and dating and you want to express yourself without saying you have a perverted sense of humor.

When Patrick and Robyn discovered they were both i-verts, they knew the days of dating websites were over.

by HOLO 2.0 July 6, 2020

I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

by TylerRyan December 23, 2021

And I oop-

'and i oop" is a phrase used by those who have been dropped on their head too many times and have severe brain concussions.

its also a mating call for all turtles to beach themselve so we can feed them metal instead of plastic WOw

Faith: neIGh
kendall: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORSE
cancer patient: And I oop-

by PeppaWHATAREYOUDOINGINMYswamp October 10, 2019

And I oop-

This term can be heard from annoying girls (Vsco girls) that are obsessed with hydro-flasks, scrunchies, and metal straws. These creatures can be seen in messy buns, big te-shirts and ugly shell necklaces. These vsco girls are also the reason why your local restaurant now has paper straws. They are also obsessed with turtles, and if you ever hear save the turtles you should run for your life because a vsco girl is approaching.

Vsco girl: *dRoPS hYdrOFlaSk* SKSKSKSKKS AND I OOP, SAVE THE TURTLES AND I OOP- AND I OOP-

by Lil_Roach_Daniella November 4, 2019