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el jackoff

pronounced ehl jah-koff

An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.
Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Thanks a lot el jackoff
by The Shooter October 27, 2008
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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
by Locano April 30, 2013
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El Makki

An expired obnoxious schizophrenic kind of ministers with an IQ of -218, allowing him to come up with the most demented preposterous and deraled ideas.
1/ To pull an El Makki: to say or do something self-contradictory and stupid.
by tbib_milliard January 9, 2014
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el cierrale

A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.
Ayi viene el cierrale ( fat kid).
by guill1234 November 6, 2014
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El Amir

The best guy I have ever met. He will make you smile even when you want to lay down and cry. The will get better if you have him around
Gosh El Amir is the best guy in the world, I wouldn't let him go.
by Kate Shadow July 22, 2016
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Psy El Congroo

Something u say if you are weeb trash and watched "Steins;Gate"

(Its a good anime tho)
"I like pizza Psy El Congroo"
by weeb boi November 12, 2016
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El hugeo

A massive drink only meant for the most veteran drinkers.
The binge drinker has 3 el hugeo.
by Warman343 November 15, 2016
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