Dust fucker

A cross between a fuck boy and a total moron;someone so stupid they would fuck dust

"ew gross don't flirt with him he's a dust fucker"

by Tacogod775 February 22, 2017

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 31, 2017

ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 21, 2023

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019

dust in a baggie

Cocaine. That's it. Cocaine.

Phil: Hey man what you got there?
Hector: Ah just some dust in a baggie
Phil: What the fuck is that
Hector: Cocaine.

by Beavecoon May 7, 2021

Faerie Dusting

Surprising a friend with the gift of cannabis!

I found a Faerie Dusting at my door today! Not sure where it came from…..must’ve been a Weed Faerie because there’s Cannabis in it!!

by Faerie Queen June 5, 2022

Dust Trap

A dusty dude who uses his woman's money & his own to "surprise" her with a busted car or house. He believes his contribution is more valid than her own, & that he doesn't have to consult her with any major decisions. Posts his "accomplishment" on the internet while dragging her for being "ungrateful." Has no more money to even start repairs on the fixer upper, but expects praise.

The pick mes lust over the man who posted his dust Trap on the internet.

by MsTea July 25, 2022