Raging drunk

A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.

Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.

by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016

contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

Genetically Drunk

When someone is acting so ignorant that it is as if they had to much to drink, but they have not had any alcohol. Instead you discover that this is their maxiumum capability totally sober.

I thought that he was totally inebriated with whiskey when he joined the Tea Party Movement, but then I discovered that instead he was Genetically Drunk.

by RikiJon April 15, 2010

Night Drunk

When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.

“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”

by Btied June 14, 2020

Been there, drunk that

When you combine your knowledge of world travel and alcohol into one sentence.

I was in Plzen, Czech Republic last year and drank some Pilsner Urquell. Been there, drunk that. I was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania last week and drank some Yuengling Porter. Been there, drunk that.

by WorldTraveler612 October 26, 2012

drunk language

Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.

Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.

by iKingy June 16, 2014

buffalo drunk

When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.

This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.

by JairBear89 September 25, 2013