drunk again

Bruh?! Why so many fucking people have to be drunk! seriously? just drink water its better

STOP BEING DRUNK AGAIN

by Emmacooler May 21, 2021

Genetically Drunk

When someone is acting so ignorant that it is as if they had to much to drink, but they have not had any alcohol. Instead you discover that this is their maxiumum capability totally sober.

I thought that he was totally inebriated with whiskey when he joined the Tea Party Movement, but then I discovered that instead he was Genetically Drunk.

by RikiJon April 15, 2010

drunk language

Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.

Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.

by iKingy June 16, 2014

Raging drunk

A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.

Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.

by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016

contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

Semi drunk

Being alittle more intoxiacted than buzzed but less intoxicated than being drunk

" bro are you wasted?"
Nah, I'm semi drunk

by Balldicktits January 31, 2017

drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...

My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.

by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009