Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011
Get the Dong Doo Ragmug. To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed
by Why you need my name June 19, 2019
Get the Premium dongmug. To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
Get the Blank My Dongmug. tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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