dirty ashanti is a freak
by ohbigdaddy May 07, 2020
by Dinkle Ringding March 03, 2017
The dirty benson is a intercourse position that which the man is in the fetal position on his back with the we we in between his legs and the woman is also in the fetal position on top the man’s knees and the only way for it to work is if the man and woman are unshaven.
Pratt: dude me and Christina totally fucked last night.
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP
by The_dirtiest_BENSON November 18, 2022
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020
by Skidaddy September 16, 2018
Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
by jakoel April 22, 2011
When a man violently fingers a woman repeatedly until she queefs whilst eating biscuits from grandmas biscuit tin
by OneDotLiam September 06, 2021