Chris Alex is a real sussy lord
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?
Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm
Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.
Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm
Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.
by That guy you all secretly know December 23, 2012
by beast424242 November 16, 2021
by ChrisGanimFan21 October 20, 2011
An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.
Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.
This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).
Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.
Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.
Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.
*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.
This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).
Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.
Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.
Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.
*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.
Bro#2: How Unlucky.
Bro#2: How Unlucky.
by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022
Guitarist and vocals for the most awesome band, Death Cab for Cutie. Currently dating photographer and director Autumn De Wilde. He is the best looking guy in the bad and rocks out hard.
by Munnie Galt December 29, 2006
The act or "illusion" of disappearing to your bed after a long evening. Usually associated with intoxication or in some cases extreme tiredness.
"Dude, you totally pulled a Chris Angel last night and disappeared!"
"My mom Angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-Angel to quiet us down."
"Where's Jerry going?"
-"He's Angeling."
"My mom Angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-Angel to quiet us down."
"Where's Jerry going?"
-"He's Angeling."
by Cleese August 01, 2012