cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010

bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011

bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008

Bum Slush

Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.

'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'

by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007