A Breath Of Fresh Air.

What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Whore Breath

Whore breath is used to describe the breath of a woman (or man) whose breath reeks of ass, dick, gooch, or any other body part of another person. It can be obtained by not brushing your teeth and tongue after having a sexual encounter.

P1: Oh my god. Did you smell Amanda's breath?
P2: Yep. Looks like we've got ourselves a huge case of whore breath.
Amanda: You got me! I went to a 32-person orgy last night!
P1 and P2: *visibly disgusted*

by TotallyNotAGirl February 24, 2023

Batty Breath

This is when ones breath stinks that bad it smells like an anus

“You have batty breath”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 07, 2018

karinja breath

Post drunken morning breath that is 10 times more potent than camel breath.

After vomiting from a late night of drinking, Johnny Calzone was exhaling the worst karinja breath while trying to muscle down some morning breakfast with his fraternity brothers.

by Peter-Calzone March 03, 2021

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun October 31, 2013

Side Chick Breath

Side Chick Breath is a combination puppy breath and newborn baby breath but with a touch of spice or “heat”.

After my fifth Old Fashion , the more I could smell the faint sweet scent of side chick breath from the hotties at the bar.

by Fatphil July 31, 2022