9th august

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L

-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘

by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022

August

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW

"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"

by BABago May 27, 2021

August

Feminism month when girls/women can take pride in they're gender.

Man:"hey did you know that August is feminism month?"

Women:"That's great I can take pride and feel more safe and comfortable!"

by Jasmine sanie June 26, 2022

August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023

auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022