August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011

August 8

Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

August 30th

The best night to exist!! (The best 2 man lol)🤭

“What did you do on August 30th”
“I said a boom chika boom I said a boom chika boom”

“Broo August 30th was the best night of my life!!”
“OMG samee dude!”

by Youallluvme August 31, 2023

August 24th

Nashatra's death day yay I hate Nashatra. I am so glad she's dead she should stay sleeping forever in her grave
I hate this example i odn't want to make an example

August 24th

by Xigeris October 7, 2025

August

You are amazing, beautiful, kind, and very thoughtful

When’s you’re birthday, mines in august

by And I-oop November 3, 2019