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Chinese tea

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?
by Theoren1 September 29, 2023
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Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
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Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.
I'm against the Chinese government
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chinese pop

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022
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Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.
Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.
by IwearRompers July 14, 2022
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Chinese elevator

An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down
“Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”
by Yofatstepdaddy July 28, 2022
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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