dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017

My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”

by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.

hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy

by SlickCald October 16, 2019

Emma M. Van Buren

A person with aver low IQ. Doesn't understand most things and cheats off of people for homework.

That person may be Emma M. Van Buren

by fsfdfstrtr October 2, 2020

White Van

A white van usually has a person in there with a gun and a bag of cocaine marked flour. The elusive white van has never been found by the authorities. The person in the van lures small children 3-8 into the van saying they have candy or ice cream. When the child enters the back they see there is no candy and the van drives off with the child.

There’s a creepy white guy in that White Van.

by Reese’sMan6969 December 11, 2023

Tannie sannie van die plaas

An Afrikaans cougar

That Tannie Sannie van die plaas is going to get it hard later...

by CaptainBear September 25, 2018

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021