van Bos

A male person with a beard and a wooden-plank like (rigid) body.

This is commonly used in the west of the Netherlands.
He can't even pick his own keys from the ground. This guy is like a van Bos.

It looks like the guy never shaves his beard. He is like a van Bos.
by Kozie87 August 28, 2012
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 23, 2010
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Van Ingelgem

A person with the name of Van Ingelgem is an annoying little bastard, that gets no bitches. The birthplace of the person is Egypt where he gets no bitches. Not a single one. He could be gay 50/50.
That person looks like an Van Ingelgem. This person gets no bitches!
by Nobitcchezz January 09, 2024
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Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
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Van Tha

a smart, beautiful person that works hard everyday . she loves her parents very much and she is a great cook. she’s very sassy but funny and she may look mean at first but she’ll be the nicest person you meet
“Van Tha is so smart, I wanna be friends with her.”
by anontt November 20, 2023
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Van Slyke

the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!
Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
by chink447 July 30, 2019
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