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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009
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Must Have the Turkey

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.
Damn, he must have the turkey!
by daluved1 November 28, 2010
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California Turkey Wrap

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...
Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"
by antandtheaardvark March 26, 2009
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Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Having Sex With A Turkey

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
by swope the bird man November 28, 2013
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turkey sandwhich bitch

When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.
when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.
by big john12157 December 16, 2008
mugGet the turkey sandwhich bitchmug.

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
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