Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020

Saw Tooth

When a older man is orally pleasuring a women, “eating her out” accidentally catches her clit with how saw tooth.

Billy was eating out juicy J, then all of a sudden she yelled call Val Bott and said you caught me with your saw tooth

by Pablosuschabsv January 28, 2021

German Toothbrush

Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)

A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.

by Riles_Silmaril April 1, 2021

slippery toothbrush

when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck

Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night

Josh: what the fuck

by scratcher of balls April 10, 2021

Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit

After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam

by chocobrocco April 13, 2021

Oakland Toothbrush

A term to describe menthol cigarettes.

As menthol cigarettes are widely smoked in the Oakland, CA’s black community, people often reach for their Newport or Kool cigarette upon waking up, before they brush their teeth. Smoking a menthol cigarette also provides a smooth minty mouth feel like brushing your teeth or using mouthwash.

Biden is trying to ban the Oakland Toothbrush! Why did we vote for him again?

by Youngsicario April 28, 2021