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Van

A pedophile's car
by You're_a_whore October 28, 2019
mugGet the Vanmug.

Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.
He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.
by beucephalus April 1, 2011
mugGet the Van Surfingmug.

white van

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022
mugGet the white vanmug.

Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.
by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021
mugGet the Van Houzenmug.

motoriek van een banaan

'' i have the motoriek van een banaan''
by brakka boy 123 September 22, 2017
mugGet the motoriek van een banaanmug.

van

very kind
van
by ya got games February 2, 2021
mugGet the vanmug.

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.
-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024
mugGet the mauro van laeremug.

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