Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020

Good old daze

Term used when referring to past highs and fun concerning weed in one way or the other.

Stoner 1: - Dude, remember that vanilla kush I had?
Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh

by EtienneKing January 1, 2012

very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006

Under The Old Law

Old Heads That Paved The Way, 138 Act

Yall new LandLords but I’m Under The Old Law

by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023

old man's cane

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

by sweetbill May 5, 2008