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halo 2

A very worthless and retarded game. Made for nerds with no life and fat peole who like to eat twinkees. There is apsolutely no skill to this game everyone cheats.
Halo 2 is a game for cheaters. No one is legit in this game.
by Frank Lee Dontgivadam May 11, 2006
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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 17, 2017
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Halo 2

I have a French copy of this game. Without a doubt, it is the best game I have ever played in my entire life. There is a huge twist that will make you go "Woah! Forreal? SWEET!" and then you will blow a load in your pants.
Bob: Dude check this out, I bought a PS2!
Me: Cool! I have an Xbox!
Bob: *Immediatley kills self*
Me: *Plays Halo 2*
Me: *Blows massive load in pants*
by Halo 2 Owns Your Socks October 22, 2004
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The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.
After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"
by ThyRoid Rage December 11, 2010
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2-dip

can have dual meannings: mainly it's an insult to someone saying that when you have sex with a girl u last less then a minute...you dip it in twice n ur done cuz u bust real quick.
secondly, you it means you got laid. instead of saying 'yo i fucked her still' you say 'yo i 2-dip that still'
in a good term: {man 1}'did u hit dat?'... {man 2}'trust bro..2-dip!!'

insult: {man 1}'the man 2-dip that shit n thats it'
by herbz4ever June 1, 2007
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2:30

yo christian 2:30
by Thefastpenguin February 18, 2019
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Player 2

The guy who just watches a man go on a date with his babe and decides to move to Mars.
Man with girlfriend: Hi.
Player 2: Shit, time tuh go tuh Mars y'all.
by Mister Felly September 3, 2019
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