shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

leaf bagging

The art of sticking ones penis into another penis.

Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!

by Captain Pooface October 3, 2013

maple bag

a bag in albion online with a adept's rune inside of it and nothing else

Oh no i just got a maple bag

by AlbionRNG April 9, 2021

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017