Two Week Peak

When a person moons another while they are prairie dogging. The reason why is it is sticking out which means there are only two more weeks of winter. It is a Groundhog, but close enough.

"When we pass this bus, pull a two week peak"

by DZC May 20, 2008

It takes two to tango

An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit an infidelity, not just one.

"I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect."
"Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?"

by JoeyRags July 5, 2009

Give me two

Something you say when someone says something stupid. the you give them two
licks(slaps)

kenisha says 5 plus 2 = 10
you say That was dumb give me two

by Jasmine October 25, 2004

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The most disturbing video a guy could watch; a video that shows a women shoving a dildo down a man's penis.

Guy 1: Hey, go watch two kids in a sandbox.

Guy 2: Hell no!

by That_Guyy January 14, 2010

two bob nob

Somebody who is a complete twat. Most 'two bobs' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob and a dog.'

Two bobs are usually located in council estates, they have very low IQ's and have no respect for anybody, or anything. There are rubbish Chav's.

"I say, just look at that geezer sitting at the back of the bus, smoking dope and playing that shit music on his Ipod, he is definitely a Two Bob Nob."

by Britannic May 5, 2009

ten to two bird

your in a nightclub. it's ten to two. You have no bird. Anything will do. even gingers

babs at a nightclub at ten to two. Using the line 'it's too easy'.

by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008