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fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016
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fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
by Niamnehey October 28, 2017
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fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform
Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!
by timmmmber January 23, 2025
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dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop
Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"
by Baron98 July 11, 2017
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sick fruit

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person
by THE DRAGON_SLAYER September 23, 2016
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Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums
Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister
by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023
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Fruit Looped

The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.
I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.
by Alaska9 July 8, 2023
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