top hole

Women's Mouth(NZ) (Vulgar).

While watching Mr and Mrs Smith
"Wow Angelina Jolie is hot - what a mouth!"
"Yeah i'd love to plug one in her top hole"

by Peter Pitt May 26, 2007

table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

by sk8a September 29, 2008

Top lel

The gayest possible variation of "lol". Sad little unfunny children attempt to use this as a means of "being different from the crowd" when it only makes them look like complete and utter faglords. Anyone normal human being who has any respect for themselves would do right to stay away from this acronym forever.

Kid A: Hurr durr Is got swag.

Kid B: Liek Top LeL xD :^) :3!!?!?

by TheHugeCrasher December 17, 2013

Muffin Top

The extra part of the boob that overhangs the seam of the bra cup when the cup is not big enough.

Allison thought muffin tops were for eating, or the bulge that overhangs pants or skirts, but she didn't know it's also where there's boobage overhang.

Her cup over flows.

by Rinne427 May 26, 2010

muffin top

when your fatty tummy hangs over your (2 or more sizes too tight) jeans.

erica, jill, chahalis, muffin tops

by prego in the ego January 18, 2009

Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

by FvS January 30, 2009

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007