Mapenzi thing

Hash found on the ground or in roaches

I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.

Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?

by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021

Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever

"have you seen that girl over there."
"Yes! What an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

Thing ruiner

Quite simply, a person who ruins a thing. May be a person who kills a joke, or simply is just an overall buzzkill. When someone ruins a thing in a group of friends, it is the responsibility of the rest of the group to point and shout "thing ruiner,' to let him or her know of his or her error.

Me and my bros were listing the greatest rappers of all time, and my friend yelled out OJ da Juice man.. We had no choice to all simultaneously yell out "thing ruiner"

by mattdi02421 April 16, 2012

Leng thing

When two males from opposite worlds become conflicted with a similar conquest one described as a “ outnumbered ginger “ & the other a “ fat brown eyed boy “ must compete in a journey for “ queen leng thing “ affection.
It involved toe kissing , black fishing , cheating with many other conquest on live formation , a court case , false accusations of apologies , cat in the hat bed time story’s , tears of pain “ look at that photograph “ , Lack of “ walking out to him cause brown eyed boy got fat “ & a great best friend who is rather attractive MG. In the end queen leng thing decided her best move was to go for the best friend.

Don’t be a tommy or Patrick

Leng thing run !

by Bagsofcash January 20, 2021

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.

Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

thing that isnt a mug

Look down, I broke the 4th wall.

Hey, it's not a mug... is someone talking to me?

Help- Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mug.

Thing that isnt a mug.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 6, 2023