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Van Houtte

1. an internet meme
2. not a person; rather a movement
"Van Houtte added me (on facebook) last night, but I have no idea who he is!"
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."
by The Palinator March 22, 2009
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Van Milder

Did you get a NOS Minivan from Evan?
No, this is Van Milder.
We'll see about that!
by Flipdipchip June 10, 2021
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Van

A pedophile's car
by You're_a_whore October 28, 2019
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Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011
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White van

Preferred transport medium used by the Sri Lankan state (Rajapaksa governments) to forcibly disappear political dissidents
Machan, don't say anything bad about the president, they might white van you too!

Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.
by SL_Bhaiyya May 13, 2021
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Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.
He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.
by beucephalus April 1, 2011
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Scooby doo van

A old school conversion van used by van dwellers to live in and travel. A chevy g20 would be the best choice for a van dweller because those old vans run forever
Today i seen this mint scooby doo van drive by.
by Vanna black March 3, 2018
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