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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 7, 2022
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Steve

A man typically in his late 40's, with a massive beer belly and an even more massive bad attitude.
These are usually found inhabiting the midlands of England and Scotland
"Did you see that guy yelling at youths yesterday?"
"Yeah man he is such a Steve"
"Ikr"
by Raf is on the roof again January 28, 2022
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STEVE HOLT

A situation where upon achievement of climax, the first party extends their arms in celebration and ejaculates "Steve Holt!"
"I was hooking up with this chick, and it was so good I Steve Holted!"
by IGotHolted March 10, 2023
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Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020
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The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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