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Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast
DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!
by Machine Beast November 24, 2009
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Brow Beast

A person with an overly massive forehead which takes up 80% of their entire head features.
Justin: Yo John, look at this guy, his forehead is fucking hude
John: Oh yeah that's jude, he's a Brow Beast
by KamuiShortsGamer August 31, 2017
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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Shit beast

Often a term for all dogs. There's a growing number of people who are fed up with dog culture and how society pushed these dangerous shit beasts onto people as something adorable or in any way desirable. Shit beast could also refer to any animal, usually large, that one finds offensive because the bigger the animal, the bigger the crap. So a horse may be considered by many a shit beast.
I hate dogs and horses. Them shit beasts make me sick. Yet people keep putting dogs in our faces trying to convince us that they're cute and loyal when nothing about them is desirable. A horse is another shit beast. Equine therapy is so oxymoronic. How can a shit beast be therapeutic?
by Sir Carlton May 21, 2024
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Beast

A Latino Gang Member That’s Down With The Function & Will Back Hand Slap You Back To Your Hood If Tested
by Just For Giggles November 22, 2021
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Beasting

According to my dad, “furiously masturbating”.

(it was meant to be bee - sting)
Beasting? Is that some new term for furiously masturbating?
by Scarface75 February 21, 2021
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eritrean beast

A person of African, specifically of Eritrean decent with a huge cock. Cock so good that it gets girls (and boys) hooked as soon as they see it.
Simon is totally an Eritrean Beast
by papa carlo February 3, 2022
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