Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
Get the smashing the pigmug. "I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
Get the Bag of smashed arseholesmug. yeah he is
Guy 1: Yo, you seen that Steve in smash
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma November 3, 2020
Get the Steve in smashmug. The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
Get the smash repairsmug. a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
by Ezmoz October 1, 2016
Get the Ball smashmug. by JkSarge March 20, 2017
Get the chicken smashmug. Rob Smash - to completely dominate a situation, vanquish an opponent or utterly destroy an object. Tasmanian devils drink tiger blood before they Rob Smash.
by Bobert49 June 9, 2023
Get the Rob Smashmug.