riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.

(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!

by Kim H January 8, 2008

ghost ride

Ghost ride is when you drive so low they cant see you driving

"Ghost ride tha whip"

- E-40

by rawrawrrawr January 18, 2006

riding dirty

driving while having warents out on your name.

not any of this not showering shit you are making up.

don't want to be caught riding dirty

by diesel.. July 12, 2006

Blonde ride

1. sex with a blonde woman.
2. a woman with blonde hair.

1. John's got a blonde ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot blonde ride.

by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009

Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

Polish Bike Ride

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

Shanghai Cab Ride

The sexual act/position that consists of standing doggie-style heterosexual intercourse that is rapid and forceful that randomly switches from vagina to anus while smoking a cigarette and honking a car horn mounted on the bedpost.

Hey, get the car horn ready. I'm in the mood for a Shanghai Cab Ride tonight.

by clarjock March 10, 2015