Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.

"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."

by Terry larod October 27, 2017

sugar retarded

A diabetic who is dumb

“I’m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreas”

I’m you just sugar retarded

by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016

double retarded

more than retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''

by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018