Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

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Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

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Piss Funnel

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.

"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.

by TASHAK December 30, 2013

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pissing kittens

nervous.

Dude, I am pissing kittens over the exam tomorrow.

by w0lfey June 30, 2011

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Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.

After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.

by dailybragger January 4, 2012

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