coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

living period to period

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.

Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.

by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013

Fashion Period

Fashion period is when a person male or female begins to come up with creative, exotic or new ideas and is obsessed with becoming successful with their ideas.

Bob: "Gosh wow Lisa has her period".

Brad: "huh"?

Bob: " Lisa has her fashion period"

Brad: "oh yeah I thought you meant her monthly dude!"

by ClarenceCruz January 8, 2015

e-period

It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.

"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."

or

My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!

by Nariema June 27, 2014

Salt Period

The period that is put at the end of a sentence or fragment that is usually used in an angry or "salty" manner.

Person 1: "Are you sure you'll be okay with me going out tonight?"
Person 2: "I'll be fine."

^Salt Period

by JXLIAN December 25, 2015

Entrepreneurial Period

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.

Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.

by Windows65 October 10, 2016

asterisk period

The asterisk period is the time period stretching from Feb. 15th until July 31st, which is the time between gift giving holidays. This time period is best for having a girlfriend due to the fact, other than birthdays and anniversaries you don't have to worry about getting gifts for her. This time period is called the asterisk period due to the fact the most action happens during rather than the rest of the year named the Quotation Period due to the fact the most relationship building and talking happens then... mostly because you will be buying so many gifts for her.

"Just wait a month and you can date her during the Asterisk period."

by Asterisk Period June 18, 2017