Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013

In my Pants...

The new thats what she said, but in my pants. To be said fast after the sentance

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Blacked Eye Peas: Cause tonights gonna be a good good night!I got a Feelin

Me:In my pants...

by Isityet May 24, 2011

Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants

Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants

by Mo is gay November 16, 2019

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

Meanie Pants

a mean person who makes you feel sad or threatened.

“ riptide blocked me for talking about the pissfic smh what a meanie pants. “

by SODA💕 February 10, 2019

glossy pants

Wears a ton of lip gloss, has big boobs, and a nice ass. Usually has a stripper name.

Hey Glossy Pants! How are you doing today?

by babesdomm September 29, 2010

Compression Pants

Athletic "underwear" popular in sports such as basketball, they differ from compression shorts because they go down to the calf

Jack : Are those leggings??
Brandon : No, they're compression pants, I play basketball

by Vxnce June 17, 2019