A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

by Spen15M June 19, 2016

Ho Pot

The act of buying prostitutes and smoking weed with them

Last night I saw smoke coming out of Craig’s apartment. Bet he was Ho Potting

by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017

Gag pot

Uncommon autocorrection of “faggot”, leading to a funny miscommunication

also I am fully a gag pot

by Lochie4272 April 1, 2021

boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.

Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.

by RHL7 June 13, 2021

Jingle Pot

A pot with Jingle bells Its self explanatory.....................................................................................U wasted time

That's a nice Jingle Pot

by Hot Poket April 21, 2018