Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

by Qwickable October 3, 2021

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives

Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*

by dryramen69 October 19, 2021

mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.

"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"

by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

Math

A pain in the neck.

MATH AIN'T FUN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND X, HOLD UP- TRIGONOMETRY? I AM NOT DEALIN WITH THIS SIN COS CRAP, NEITHER AM I GOING TO DO ANY DECIMAL MULTIPLICATION. I HATE SCHOOL, AND I HATE MATH.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 19, 2021

MATHS

Short for:

M-mental
A- abuse

T- to

H- healthy

S- students

Why is he sad
MATHS

by youcantseeme56 June 27, 2021

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022