i fartid

i shitid my sellf

ooooo my ass hole the word hartis i fartid

by ooo shit November 12, 2021

I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

i nose

Also known as I know

Did you know that his nose is huge?
I nose

by booboo12345 October 2, 2012

i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

And i Oop-

And I oop-.

So the vsco girl said “and I oop- sksksksk.”

by Yea, I’m random :) June 5, 2020

I/Ubro

Someone who leaves their friends stranded and alone. I/Ubros are this world's least bro people! Only followed up by Kylos and DJs. Never ask a I/Ubro to pick you up, he has already made up his mind.

Are you serious? Is I/Ubro already at McDonalds? He was supposed to pick us up!

by Very_bro_dude March 5, 2019

i peed

Peeing yourself and telling somebody or something, that in fact you have peed

I peed

by Yes this is pee July 28, 2020