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Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?
by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008
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D nose

Dicknose. A derogatory label akin to dickhead.
That guy who doesn't wash his hands before he makes your pizza is a D nose.
by P. Bone August 30, 2008
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swedish nose manual

A manual trick that I made up on a skateboard. Its like a nose manual only your back foot is facing forward and under the tail of the skate; lifting up the tail so that its harder to fall back.
swedish nose manuals are way harder than regular nose manuals.
by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003
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Alaskan Nose Sandwich

When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"
by Stevonne Tan July 16, 2008
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keep your nose clean

No more coke. Snorting the remnants of coke that is left in your nose. Picking the coke boogers out.
Hey, keep your nose clean. Thanks, no one needs to know about my habbit.
by roll tide 123456 September 27, 2009
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cock-nose

A person who has a large nose making it look like a floppy cock...dick face
Look at Boris, he has a cock-nose!
by Mr.Matar September 7, 2006
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wipe your nose

wipe your nose
wipe your nose
by M.steyelz March 17, 2019
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