Mud Run

When there isn't any toilet paper in the restroom you've just pooped in, and you have to make a dash with poop on your asshole to another one.

Corissa: Why are you out of breath, and, by Jove, what is that smell?!

Kevin: Sorry babe, I'm on a Mud Run.

by TheRipper19496 June 25, 2015

mud bogging

slow deep penetrating anal sex

Mark- ''hey you like mud bogging Rene?"
Rene- "I like to play in the mud, but I think you guys like it more."

by ninja monkey and gang man rock July 21, 2013

Walk through mud

The act of fucking a women while on her period.

If you can walk through mud you can smash in blood.

by monica mosley January 19, 2009

pasadena mud slide

when a person sets fire to a womans pubes then jacks off on them to put it out

my girlfriend got a nasty burn while we were doing the pasadena mud slide

by nate brookens February 17, 2008

full of blue mud

You don't know what you're talking about. Or you do, and are just trying to pull a fast one on someone.

Global warming? What global warming? Those silly environmentalists; they're always full of blue mud!

by Summerfreak June 25, 2005

Mississippi mud pie

The art of shitting in a hollowed out watermelon and fucking it until it’s purple

I’m so horny I could really use a Mississippi mud pie right now

by Chief beatty June 6, 2018

stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004