Definitions by TheRipper19496

Mud Run 

When there isn't any toilet paper in the restroom you've just pooped in, and you have to make a dash with poop on your asshole to another one.

Corissa: Why are you out of breath, and, by Jove, what is that smell?!

Kevin: Sorry babe, I'm on a Mud Run.

Mud Run by TheRipper19496 June 25, 2015