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Maria

An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat
Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria

She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
by WineCheese December 5, 2019
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Mariah

A girl who loves toes. They usually like a boy named axel. And they are fake and hoes.
by YourBoiiBigDxck October 22, 2019
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Mariah

The fakest friend you will ever have she is a big hoe she usually likes a boy called Axel. and is a toe freak she loves toes
by YourBoiiBigDxck October 22, 2019
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Dumb piece of shit. Don’t bother with someone with the name of Mariah. Act and look like cockroaches and copy and paste comebacks off of funnycomebacks.com since they can’t think of any of their own.
That’s Mariah over there the one that looks like the cockroach and is on funnycomebacks.com, don’t go near her.
by shear.becky February 18, 2020
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maria’s a legend
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Maria is a slut
by Bestfran666 July 1, 2020
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Maria. Shy. Pretty. Hates people who wants to be in their pants. Loves hoodies and hides in them to avoid body shame. Garrisons are her best friend
Look its a wild Maria
by I eat toes July 14, 2020
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