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Emo Kid

First of all, anyone who calls themself "emo" is obviously a poseur. Emo kids are usually called that by other people, and they just don't fit in. They like Fugazi etc. or more modern post-emo music. Emo kids tend to wear really tight pants black-rimmed glasses, and hang out with either the druggies, or the straight edge ones hang out with themselves. Ultimately, an emo kid is a person, usually a teenager, who is still trying to find out who they are, so they want to be like the angry or sad music they listen to because they can relate to it.
the few kids who sit in the corner of the cafeteria alone, ignore everyone else unless they're making fun of them, and still have fun.
by Arielle May 16, 2004
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Kobe Kid

A term used for fans of Kobe Bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the Lakers, just Kobes balls in their mouth. They are usually wrong, and homo, and are easy to own on message boards.
The Kobe Kid eagerly waited to lick jizz from Kobes leaking anus after gay sex.
by fatwood31 April 10, 2009
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Scene Kids

Stylish man or woman, deriving from an "Emo Kid".
But unlike "Emo Kids" Scene Kids normally wear the complimentary colors or they do go with a smiliar style to the Emo fashion.
Scene kids are not "gay" as some people claim.
It is a style, not a oreintation.
They normally wear scarves, or bandanas in their back pocket.
They also have a very technical hairstyle with two or more different colors.
Sometimes, they are more morbid then "Emo Kids" but normally they are "brighter".
Scene kids are sometimes self-absorbed.
But that does not mean they all are.
Scene kids are also known as, Fashion Kids.
by Dillion Thomas May 1, 2006
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Emo kid

emo kid

an emo kid is someone who is always stereotyped. someone who just is who they are and are ostracized for it. someone that i would want to be friends with. and emo boys are usually extremely hot. emo couples can be really close, and it's not all about sex. i'd want that kind of relationship! sometimes emo kids live straight edge, which means they don't do gangsta stuff like drinking, drugs and sex. sometimes emo kids can be depressed, but for the most part it's a stupid stereotype. everyone is different! and not all emo boys are gay, most of them are straight.
idiot 1: omg that emo kid is so depressed and stupid
idiot 2: yeah, haha he's with a guy, bet they're gay
idiot 1: lol let's kill him
me: bangs idiot 1+idiot 2 heads together several times
by rixa May 30, 2006
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Minecraft Kid

some little kid who plays minecraft and rages when someone steals their diamonds. or just that cringy 9 yo at ur school
Barry Phartz is totally a Minecraft Kid.
by Cringeboy7_69 February 5, 2018
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Math Kid

A fanboy of math rock and all things surrounding the genre.
Typically has short hair combined with a fringe that covers a large portion of the face.

popular math bands, which the math kid loves, are;

Piglet
Giraffes? Giraffes!
nuito
battles
Three trapped tigers
Minus the bear.
Atlas

Math kids are often linked to mathcore kids, who are more metalcore/hardcore influenced. Includes 'math' esque rhythms and screaming over chopped up dissonant guitars and unusual time signatures such as 7/16

Popular bands amongst mathcore kids would be;
Converge
Dillinger Escape Plan
Rolo Tomassi
Horse the band.
"Maaaan, that kid was so math, did you see his fringe?"

"*sounds of drones"

"man, that mathcore band were crazy, did you hear their synth and crazy guitars, they were crazy."

"Did you see that math kid, he was well mathy."
by MATHY1234 December 23, 2009
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Sad Kid

You call a kid this just to make him mad. He may not actually be sad, but by calling him Sad Kid you may provoke him to end up being a Sad Kid. It's basically taking one of your friends and giving him a nickname he doesn't want. It's like trolling, you just do it to get a reaction.
Freind 1: Hey look it's Jordan!

Friend 2: Who? Oh you are talking about Sad Kid.

Sad Kid: Im not sad!

Friend 2: I think you are Sad Kid because I just lost the game.

Sad Kid: No im really sad.
by Johnny Pirate. August 1, 2010
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