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I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023
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kevin i

A weird guy that cant really dance. His bestfriend is a jerk and he kinda is to. He thinks he has abs, but he really got the pic off of google chrome..
Guy 1 : brooo kevin is shook rn
Guy 2: yeah, hes shooketh to the coreth
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and I oop-

A word said and derived by "VSCO" girls. Usually said when something goes wrong (by accident or on purpose)
Katie: *drops hydro flask*

Vsco girl: "and I oop- "
by That short asian April 28, 2020
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and i oop-

vsco girl sentence when they shit themselves
AND I OOP-
shut your crusty musty ass up or else i will throw your hydroflask and scrunchies out in your preppy little ocean filled with whale sperm
by onlyWs February 6, 2023
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I forfgorf

God damn, I forfgorf right now
by Penis man 487284 July 28, 2021
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I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.
Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu
by TylerRyan December 23, 2021
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And I oop-

'and i oop" is a phrase used by those who have been dropped on their head too many times and have severe brain concussions.

its also a mating call for all turtles to beach themselve so we can feed them metal instead of plastic WOw
Faith: neIGh
kendall: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORSE
cancer patient: And I oop-
by PeppaWHATAREYOUDOINGINMYswamp October 10, 2019
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