i hat u

A noobish version of "I hate you". Commonly used for joking around.

i hat u, lololol

by Raikou` November 29, 2003

cholo hat-trick

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.

After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.

by Dognutts December 21, 2007

Red Hat virus

synonym of MAGAFlu

This Red Hat virus is really serious and it is killing a lot of people.

by Farley Higgins March 23, 2020

soda drinking hat

A badass hat of soda drinking powers.

Aye yo man pass the soda drinking hat, lets get fucked up mane!

by cracknugget September 9, 2014

Ten Pound Hat

During oral sex the man places his hand on the back of his partners head in an attempt to drown her with cock.

She puked when he tried to do the Ten Pound Hat.

by WeDefyU January 7, 2012

Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.

The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.

by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009

Bear Trappers Hat

An unkempt woman's front bottom adorned with vast amounts of pubic hair.

"I hitched up her skirt, pulled down her knickers and her minge, a bear trappers hat i tell you. "I can't get through that" I thought. So I flipped her over and give it to 'er up the Gary Glitter

by SlimDuttyRudeboi April 16, 2006