ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context

"nahh bros going ham on instagram"

by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024

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ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts

John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it

by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016

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Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

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The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

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