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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement
“hey you’re kinda gay
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage
by 1:11AM July 2, 2019
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Google meeting

by رضاوي cn7 September 9, 2020
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Google

Random guy: Let's go use Google to search the web!
Noob: idk how
by b3n678 March 31, 2017
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Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
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pee pee Google animation

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by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025
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Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
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