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Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business
Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad
by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019
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google

by large_potato April 22, 2020
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google

a computer version of a smartass but everyone loves it, except for old people
I legit got spell check by google 6 times already
by got yo neck October 16, 2019
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Google Lens

An intentionally stupid image search AI that censors you from searching images with women/girls, regardless of real or cartoon, naked or not. Also many artworks from small artists are omitted from the search, so that searching the OPs from artworks are hard on this and you have to rely on Yandex (most reliable) or Bing or Baidu (for Chinese artists)

Whenever it's not censored, the search results are not accurate and shows you similar things instead
"That farting woman cartoon that said "biu" has no result whenever you try to search on Google Lens, but Yandex and Baidu shows the exact result"

"Search any cute stickers or art you get from Pinterest, Google Lens might not tell you, not even giving the similar results"

"Try searching something like Touhou or any Japanese cartoons on Google Lens. They said no search results but for some reason, they sometimes don't censor"
by PuniUwUCute February 14, 2023
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Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.
"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?
by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017
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Google Mc Fuck

Privileged techo nerds that think that all modern problems can be solved through money, research, and high I.Q.s.
Nerds that think Science and Math is more important than Wisdom and Common Sense.
These damn Google Mc Fucks have taken over the Bay Area like a bad Revenge of the Nerds movie.
by RhinoPicasso July 7, 2020
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Hop on Google Docs

To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
by someone_who_likes_legos March 18, 2023
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