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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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fish-bird

A term describing an very offensive and nauseating odor that eminates from a penis that remains unwashed for days after having intercourse with a woman's love pocket.
Jon Martin had wicked fish-bird after drilling his old lady and not washing for a week, because he is a nasty bastard.
by Scott Nelson January 30, 2003
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Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
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Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.
Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!
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an aquatic animal that swims
FISH!
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fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop
4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!
by a certain mr. potato June 10, 2014
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g'fish

a whiny person who can't stop complaining about the stupidest things!
OMG who called teh g'fish gay? I know it was one of you! And more importantly what is badder than hell?
by bah February 3, 2004
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