Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence

I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.

by Jerdie September 23, 2020

dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017

Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.

Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.

by Jackie rose November 4, 2021

delaware dutch oven

When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!

Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.

by Redraw28 April 27, 2017

Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.

We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.

by Phukkus August 7, 2021

crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019