Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 8, 2021

dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.

1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"

by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017